Ivan, a fisherman, boasted he’d catch a mermaid. For two weeks, he tossed gifts into the sea instead of nets: mirrors, combs, and even a book titled "How to Understand Humans." Eventually, a mermaid swam up and said:
"Thanks for the book! Now I know you humans are weird. But if you want, I’ll show you where the golden fish swim."
Ivan agreed, later opening a lucrative aquarium shop. The mermaid, meanwhile, became a lifestyle blogger, ranting about "toxic relationships with land-dwellers."
"Thanks for the book! Now I know you humans are weird. But if you want, I’ll show you where the golden fish swim."
Ivan agreed, later opening a lucrative aquarium shop. The mermaid, meanwhile, became a lifestyle blogger, ranting about "toxic relationships with land-dwellers."
